Posted by: hydro033 | July 6, 2009

Tim Burton is at it Again…


by Hydro033

The creep, who ruined every holiday except Christmas in the Nightmare Before Christmas, who supported necrophilia in the Corpse Bride, the man that stripped the magic from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, is back. Yes, again he came back to ruin our lives. This time, he’s taking an already fucked up tale, Alice in Wonderland, and making it even more fucked up. Yay! No, no yay, boo hiss. I don’t know Tim Burton has to ruin so many movies. He ruined Batman, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and Planet of the Apes. I really think he doesn’t have any talent unless the movie is a myriad of fucked up fantasy horror creatures that he’d like to have sex with. This new Alice in Wonderland stars his new pet, Johnny Depp, who plays the Mad Hatter. I don’t like Alice in Wonderland. Why? Because it’s a fucking acid trip and it’s honestly scary. It’s not for kids! Look at what Tim Burton plans to freak out America’s youth with. (I will not be going to see this shit.)

He kind of looks like a corpse to me, another one of Tim Burtons favorite things.

He kind of looks like a corpse to me, another one of Tim Burton's favorite things.

This movie will make ever goth, punk and emo bitch cream their pants.

This movie will make every goth, punk and emo bitch cream their pants.

I'm speechless at those abominations.

I'm speechless over those abominations.


Responses

  1. i can’t believe he’s ruining another movie

  2. I hate Tim Burton. He just has to stop.


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